Life is hard and then you nap.

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they’re busy.

Climb your way to the top — that’s why the drapes are there.

Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.

Make your mark in the world — or at least spray in each corner.

When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.

(found unattributed on USENET)