In discussion last night about the “God says…” billboards, we came up with the notion of a “Cthulhu says…” billboard campagin. Among the suggestions:
“Got ketchup?” –Cthulhu
“I save. I may want a midnight snack.” –Cthulhu
“Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub.” –Cthulhu
“What part of ‘I would run if I were you’ did you not understand?” –Cthulhu
“Big Bang? No, Big Buffet…”
Feel free to add your own. 🙂
khaosworks
“Let’s meet up at my house on Beltane before the sacrifice. Your sacrifice.” — Cthulhu
“C’mon over and bring the kids. We’re out of Hamburger Helper.” — Cthulhu
“I need to eat.” — Cthulhu
“Keep using my name in vain. It’ll make the gate open faster.” — Cthulhu
“Loved the wedding. The bride was delicious.” — Cthulhu
“That ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ thing… I forgot to add, ‘To Death’.” — Cthulhu
“I’ll devour you and you and you and you and…” — Cthulhu
“Is the road you’re on twisting into arcane angles beyond human perception and understanding? Good.” — Cthulhu
“Follow me. It’s time for dinner.” — Cthulhu
“Big Bang theory? Sorry. I farted.” — Cthulhu
“My way is inevitable.” — Cthulhu
“Need sanity?” — Cthulhu
“You think it’s hot here? Wait till you meet Cthuga.” — Cthulhu
“Have you read my #1 Bestseller? Sucks to be you, doesn’t it?” — Cthulhu
“Do you have any idea who I’m eating?” — Cthulhu
“Make me come down there. I’m hungry.” — Cthulhu
Rob Wynne
I knew I could count on you. 🙂
*hug*
-R
Anonymous
Ah, yes. The Master has spoken.
Ann Onynous
[mood: cachinnating]
[music: “Banned From Arkham” by Terence Chua]
maedbh7
“Loved the wedding. Stayed crunchy in milk.” -Cthulhu
Anonymous
There Ain’t No Arguin’ About Taste
I thought for this one I’d better call up an old friend of mine, the late Howard Phillips, who’s
had some personal experience with that Real Old Time Religion. Sayeth he --
“Let’s meet at My house Sunday before the hunt.” -- Cthulhu
“C’mon over and bring some tender young humans.” -- Cthulhu
“What part of “Thou Shalt Not Flee” didn’t you understand?” -- Cthulhu
“We need to feed.” -- Cthulhu
“Keep saying My Name incorrectly, I will come.” -- Cthulhu
“Loved the wedding; invite Me to the feast?” -- Cthulhu
“I love you and you and you and you, and that should do for lunch.” -- Cthulhu
“Will the road you’re on get you out of My grasp?” -- Cthulhu
“My way is the Old Way.” -- Cthulhu
“Need directions? Follow the disturbing little green statues to the bonfire.” -- Cthulhu
“You think it’s hot here? Wait ’til you’re on My rotisserie.” -- Cthulhu
“Have you read my #1 bestseller ‘How To Serve Man’?” -- Cthulhu (with Damon Knight)
“Don’t make Me come up there.” -- Cthulhu
Ann Onynous (Miskatonic U. Class of ’08)
[mood: loathsome and membranous, tenebrous and batrachian]
[music: Howard Phillips’ “Some Thing’s Coming / Tonight” medley]