cadhla and I were meant for each other. I am convinced of this.
autographedcat: *snugglecuddle*
cadhla: Yay, snuggles!
autographedcat: lots more where that came from 🙂
cadhla: Snuggles rock.
autographedcat: hrm. Snuggles Rock. I’m now picturing a sex-ed series of Schoolhouse Rock videos 🙂
cadhla: I’m Only A Pill?
autographedcat: ROFL.
Contraception
by cadhla (in the style of Schoolhouse Rock)
In days of yore, loving amour
was sure to bring conception.
If you made a pass or got amorous
you’d surely face rejection
We’d all face doom in the baby boom
if not for the inception
of a little plan meant to serve all man
and we called it CONTRACEPTION!
Sex Can Be Fun
by autographedcat (to the tune of “Interjections”):
When Suzie went out to the fall dance, uh-huh
She let a guy get into her…pa-ants
They started to fool
Around behind the school
Because she thought it would be so cool!
Oooh! that’s good
Yes! right there
Oh god! that’s wonderful!
Sex can be fun (yes!)
If you want to (Oooh!)
With a good friend (Oh god!)
But make sure that you’re using common sense and safe protection too
Or just hold off if the feelings not so strong
Everyone can feel free to add to this little collection. 🙂
sraun
ROFLMAO and having to explain to my co-workers!
katyhh
You are both sick puppies, and I love you 🙂
adamselzer
Why didn’t I think of this years ago?
Cunjugation Junction
G is the Magic Spot
Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Ballgags Here
Shot Heard Round the World (you’d just have to change the images)
Mr. Morton Is the Subject Of His Mistress
I don’t even know many of the songs (I was never a huge fan; didn’t even know til lately that Blossom Dearie sang “Figure Eight,” so I’d have to download some to write a servicable parody of anything), but these things practically write themselves.
poltr1
Get a room, you two! 😉 And don’t do anything I wouldn’t enjoy!
Rob Wynne
We had a room at OVFF. As I recall, we mostly complained about how tired we all were and how early we had to get up the next morning.
Is that the sort of thing you’d enjoy? 🙂
poltr1
Uh….no. Not really. :-{
kitanzi
Like I said, demented in the best possible way. 🙂
vixyish
I think the first would go better to the tune of the second. 🙂
When Geraldine was ready to try, uh-uh-huh
Her boyfriend knew just what to
Buy-y
They made the selection
Of a little protection
They went down to the store and bought
Con-tra-cep-tion!
Others:
Three is a Magic Number (the threesome/bisexual song)
I Got Six (the polyamory song [or, alternately, the body modification song])
Sufferin’ until Safewords (ttto Sufferin’ until Suffrage)
Rob Wynne
That could always be the second verse of the song. 🙂
Rob Wynne
I Got Six (the polyamory song…)
I actually have worked on this, here and there, since this was posted:
I’ve got sex
That’s all there is
Sex times one is maturbation
One times sex
She got sex
I put mine with hers
And we got down
Sex times two is sweet love
two times sex
I got sex and you got sex and she got sex
That’s a menage a trois all together
(If we can get us all together)
Sex times three’s a threesome
Three times sex
…
I never really want any further than that 🙂
little_cinnamon
OK… the phrase Snuggles rock sends me off thinking of Fraggle Rock… and lo, the images were combined for a whole new universe of twisted imagery…
randomrants
Yeah, it sent me down the Fraggle Rock path too 😉
hitchhiker
me too 🙂
surrdave
Gee, I thought you were going to go to Fraggle Rock for that one.
mrlogic
Oh, my brain….
It’s a good thing I have limited time or I’d have to actually write all of these songs.
And I know the Schoolhouse Rock songs really really well.
Rob Wynne
Great! We can publish a songbook!!
cflute
Well, clearly you don’t have to write them all. But I think you *should* write some of them. I’d just love to see your take on …
Nevermind.
mrlogic
*snort*