Inspired by a conversation on Filkhaven:
Uplift and Separate
(with most insincere apologies to Andy Eigel)
Cups – surround the breast – in their soft – cotton folds
Wire – underneath – provides support – perfect hold
Shoulder straps will adjust for comfort fit
clasp in back gives your boyfriend a fit
I should probably….stop right there.
sweetmusic_27
*dies laughing*
katyhh
Clasps? Fit? Nah, you just need a skilled boyfriend 😉
lothie
*snrk*
billroper
You should talk to. She’s been kicking around the same idea for a year or so…
sarekofvulcan
Please do.
Otherwise, I might have to hurt you…
jenx
Oh, I think an ode to this modern miracle of soft sculpture and architectural engineering is quite in order.
Go!!!
filkerdave
There are support groups for this kind of thing…
kitanzi
ROTFL
So get one that hooks in front. *EG*
demoneyes
To be followed, presumably by versions of ‘Simply the Breast’, ‘Mammary’ and ‘Lift us up where we belong’… 🙂
filkerdave
And that famous Buffy song, “Tit-willow”
sarekofvulcan
Mammaries…
All alone in the moonlight.
I can smile at the old days,
They were beautiful then.
In the lamplight,
The withered dugs will drag on my feet
And my hubby starts to groan.
celticmoni
*gigglefit!*
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