We were driving up North Point Parkway, when kitanzi spotted the movie listings for the UA Movie Theatre. The last three entries in the first column read:
TRANSFORMERS
KNOCKED UP
HARRY POTTER
Yeesh. It’s getting so you can’t go *anywhere* without running into spoilers!
We have the keys to our new apartment. Moving day is Friday!
Wheee!
Sometimes, a person manages to have the perfect snarky comeback at the perfect time. Today, that person was my co-worker Jason.
I had gotten a spam message touting pharmaceuticals with the subject line “Basically, I can’t live without it.” The specific drugs listed for sale were Viagra, Xanax, Valium, Cialis, Phentermine., and Ambien. I mentioned this, and it led to this exchange:
Me: So apparently, this message is targeted at an overweight insomniac with an anxiety disorder and erectile dysfunction.
Jason: (deadpan) Typical American.
FTW.
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