Some Assembly Required
by Rob Wynne
TTTO: “Maria” by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein

IKEA
I just bought a book from IKEA
And the component parts just to make up a single word
IKEA, IKEA, IKEA, IKEA

IKEA!
I’ve just bought a book from IKEA
And assembling that text
Will find me rather vexed
and sad
IKEA

Shout out loud, find there’s a piece missing
Mutter soft, and you’re cursing and hissing

IKEA
I’ll never again buy IKEA
The most obnoxious book I’ll never read
IKEA
 
This was an insta inspired by this meme picture.  Everytime I saw it, I got the song in my head, so I jotted it down. 🙂