 Dear Santa…
Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! Last month I put gum in telynor‘s hair (-12 points). In July I committed genocide… Sorry about that, cadhla (-5000 points). Last Monday I helped kitanzi across the street (6 points). In August I donated bone marrow to catalana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I didn’t flush (-1 points). Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
|
Yeah, that sounds fair. Any volunteers? 😉
catalana
Well, since you donated bone marrow to me, I guess I should make it up to you by spanking you. *grin*
Rob Wynne
That seems fair. More’n fair. 🙂
joyeuse13
Haha, I’ve been nice. It said so.
Rob Wynne
Well, *I’ve* always thought you were quite nice…
celticdragonfly
Heh. You know, normally I’m opposed to that sort of thing. But I suppose, since it says I’m naughty anyway, for you I could make an exception. Just for the holidays.
Although I suppose under the circumstances would get dibs.
Rob Wynne
I suppose turns could be taken. 😉
ruth_lawrence
meee!
I keep winning lego sets and am cranky!
Rob Wynne
Ok, but you are NOT spanking me with anything made from Lego’s. I don’t even want to think about it…
ruth_lawrence
‘Course not.
I wouldn’t dream of using anything other than Leather!
quadrivium
Man! A mouldy sandwich for genocide. That’s harsh. I would have rather gotten the spanking I think.
Rob Wynne
I had a word with Mr. Santa, and he said it was ok to give you the spanking instead of the sandwich. 😉
saluqi
also naughty and not nice
Sure!
(I’m getting a lump of coal)
Rob Wynne
Re: also naughty and not nice
I’ve always thought the naughty folk were the more fun to hang around with. As the philosopher William Joel said, “I’d rather Laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.” 🙂