” I wash my hands in the presence of all these witnesses.”
No, wait. That’s Talk Like A Pilate Day…
“Roger, tower, Delta 886 now approaching runway six from the northwest at…”
Darn it, no. That’s Talk Like A PILOT day. One more time.
“In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti….
*sigh* No, that’s Talk Like A Prelate Day!
I’ll never get the hang of this….
aunty_marion
Oooook!
OOK ook oook ooook-ook ook! That’s talk like a primate day…
celticmoni
Re: Oooook!
Actually, *all* known language is talk like a primate day.
😉
…
*scratches armpits*
thatcrazycajun
Re: Oooook!
Really? Are we to infer from this that primates are the only organisms capable of spoken language? I did not know this. (Don’t parrots count?)
celticmoni
Re: Oooook!
parrots are only imitating humans, who are primates.
rms_butterfly
Arrrrgghh, there, matey! You be a silly one, ya be!
filkerdave
Yes seargent! It is, seargent!
Damn, that’s Talk Like a Private Day
sdelmonte
“Walk the plank! Walk the plank!”
Luckily, Talk Like a Parrot Day is an subset of the main event.
Rob Wynne
Awk! Sed! Grep!
madfilkentist
That must be what a pirate gathering C shells talks like.
Rob Wynne
Indeed. And the he puts those C shells in a bag and uses them to Bash his opponants.
madfilkentist
That’s a Korny joke.
Rob Wynne
Sh. Let us speak no more of it.
elgecko
That was physically painful to read. However, you redeem yourself with your knowledge of Canadian bands, so I’ll forgive you.
technoshaman
Wot? I thought that song was straight filk? ARRRRR!!!!
Rob Wynne
Nope. It’s orriginally by the Arrogant Worms (another fine Canadian band). Captain Tractor covered it.
magid
*swagger swagger flourish swagger*
No, not “Walk like a pirate day” either.
Rob Wynne
Maybe not, but…..do that again. 😉
::moves to get the best viewing angle::
magid
No, I won’t do that, you scurvy dog, you can’t make me.
Hrm. Not “Balk like a pirate day”.
🙂
OK, just for you.
*swagger swagger flourish swagger*
Rob Wynne
Mmmmm. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away. 🙂
joyeuse13
Silly, it’s not *gawk* like a pirate day!
tmc4242
That one reached new depths. Arrr.
Remember -- this silliyness will continue at FenCon on Friday. Ye be warned.
joyeuse13
Fencon, where we will all gather in large herds for…Flock Like A Pirate Day!
tigerbright
As you wish? 😉
Rob Wynne
Awww. I still feel the same way about you. 🙂
batyatoon
Anyone want a free copy of Photoshop?
What? “Software pirate” doesn’t count?
…but why is the ROM gone?
Rob Wynne
…but why is the ROM gone?
This wins. This wins *so hard*.
hrmortcia
arrrrgreed!
totally and completely!
hrmortcia
whoops! forgot to change!
That’s better!
sarekofvulcan
*dies*
Can I this before it turns tomorrow?
batyatoon
*beams* Too late, I fear, but go ahead anyway!
sarekofvulcan
Gracias. 🙂
peteralway
You fool, I’m iron disulfide, not that relatively inert metal that you humans treasure so much!
Oops--that’s Talk Like a Pyrite Day.
Tappity tap-tap…Arrr! Avast ye mateys!…tappity tap
Oh, no, that’s Type Like a Pirate Day.
celticdragonfly
You’re so cute.
I think today I will go knit like a pirate. Maybe I’ll do some arrrrgyles. Or knit a pirate hat.
panther
“Anise lightly coated with wormwood essence? Sure!”
Oh…that would be talk
like aabout Pernod day.theturbonerd
A few…
“Repent! The End Of The World Is Near!”
-- Talk Like a Prophet Day…
“Diamonds are a girls best friend.”
-- Talk Like A Carat Day…
“Off On On On Off Off On”
-- Talk Like A Dendrite Day…
“Hey, hands off my hanging chad!”
-- Talk Like A Ballot Day…
dan_ad_nauseam
Re: A few…
>”Hey, hands off my hanging chad!”
>- Talk Like A Ballot Day…
Hey, you, get off of my chad!
-Filk Like a Ballot Day
kitanzi
“Polly wanna cracker!”
No wait, that’s talk like a parrot day…
*kiss*
madfilkentist
“Mon cher Hastings, with ze little brain cells we can solve this mystery!”
Talk Like a Poirot Day.
wheezinggirl
“Republicans are putting gonorrhea in our sandwiches…”
Oh wait…it isn’t talk like Ross Perot day…
maybe, “meow”
no..no…not Talk like Piglet day either.
srallen
“So… I was wondering if you’d like to get a drink later?”
Talk Like A Pre-Date Day.
“I swear to god, if these people don’t stop staring at me, I’ll just stop smiling!”
Talk like a Portrait Day.
“OI AM AN ANAR-CHIST!!!!”
Talk like a PunkRock Day.
srallen
And, because this one just dawned on me:
“So… what are you wearing, hunh, sweet cheeks? Will you post pictures to your website?”
Yes… it’s National Talk Like A Pervert day!!!!
[Don’t look at me like that, sent me!]
Rob Wynne
That’s PERVECT! (Sorry, reflex.) *grin*
I’d wondered where all the unfamiliar faces were coming from. *waves to everyone who’s dropped in*
bercilakslady
to quote Dave Barry…
“As you can see, talking like a pirate will infuse your everyday conversations with romance and danger. So join the movement! On Sept. 19, do not answer the phone with ”hello.” Answer the phone with ”Ahoy me hearty!” If the caller objects that he is not a hearty, inform him that he is a scurvy dog (or, if the caller is female, a scurvy female dog) who will be walking the plank off the poop deck and winding up in Davy Jones’ locker, sleeping with the fishes. No, wait, that would be Talk Like a Pirate in The Godfather Day, which is another variation I considered (“I’m gonna make him an offer that will shiver his timbers”).”
tigertoy
‘All we need is some gasoline and matches and we can have a party!” — talk like a pyro day.
‘I’m making $52K at my new job.’ — talk about your pay rate day.
little_cinnamon
“I can see your bunk through my telescope”.
Oh, not Stalk like a Pirate Day, either.
rslatkin
Thank you for making me laugh! Arr.
blk
Here from metaquotes.. you SO rock. 🙂