This morning on #filkhaven, dank pointed me at a CNN article about Virtual Reality gifts. and the following just popped into my head.
Really Simple Gifts
TTTO: “Simple Gifts”
It’s a gift that is simple
And it’s sure to appeal
And it doesn’t matter if it isn’t real
Just click on the mouse and an icon appears
And you’ll find this passes for Christmas cheer
Buy, buy, whatever you may see
Virtual gifts for your family
Spend all your cash in an online spree
and divorce yourself from reality
technoshaman
*snerk*
‘cept, my mom doesn’t *have* a computer. what do I do, o guru? (tongue *firmly* in cheek)
nitoda
Oh, if only life were that simple! 🙂 (Actually for me it is as I don’t do Christmas any more, but still … would we make a chore of choosing virtual gifts too, I wonder?)
keristor
That goes well with Tom Lehrer’s Christmas medley.