• 07:26:05: o/~ Cold pizza for breakfast / Warm Coke to wash it down (Ahhhh) o/~
  • 07:34:20: @aiela For all that you look grumpy, that’s actually a nice photo.
  • 08:50:13: @TanyaHuff There’s room to be MORE boring. Next, you could dream about ASSEMBLING the IKEA furniture you bought in the last dream.
  • 09:01:38: @mrscottfletcher But @randydeluxe is not the pine scented air. There’s just no way he’s the pine scented air.
  • 09:41:47: Dear Facebook iPhone client: I guess it’s ok to refresh without asking. It’s not ok to lose my place when you do. No love, Me
  • 10:08:06: RT @FakeAPStylebook “Tortuous” means “twisty”; “torturous” means “painful, like torture.” Both describe the next M. Night Shyamalan film
  • 10:17:20: @maccasecrettwitteracct Don’t blame @scalzi – It’s hard to get fresh bagels in rural Ohio.
  • 10:24:41: @seananmcguire It’s early yet. There’s still hope.
  • 10:39:58: @mariancall I warned you that cthulhumail.com was that kind of ISP, but did you listen to me? #noyoudidnt
  • 10:51:54: @extralife When Blizz announces date, it will be on website in font readable from space. All dates before that are pure conjecture.
  • 10:53:29: @catvalente And you continue to look like that, while the you in the original photo gets older and older?
  • 12:15:32: @ferretthimself Perhaps the card’s art depicts Titania, rather than the priest himself?
  • 12:22:28: @ferretthimself Perhaps the high priest of Titania is on his way back from a midnight showing of Rocky Horror and hasn’t had time to change?
  • 14:21:44: @rslatkin Because you never before needed to punch an electric hole? (I’ve had days like that…)

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