I’ve always said to myself, “Self,” I’d say. “Do you know what I really need?”
“What do you really need?”
“A mitten for my penis.”
Self think’s I’m weird. Self is probably righ
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thespian
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is kinda awesome.
johnpalmer
Seriously? There were times, jogging on a cold, windy night, where my legs were warm, my hips were warm, my feet and toes were warm, but I went home because … of the wrong kind of sore stiffness.
But I’ll still grant that it’s funny :-).
(From a technical perspective, a jock under my underpants provided sufficient heat retention.)
redaxe
‘Self’? Around here we’ve been calling things like that a “dick cozy” for many years. Polar fleece, however, has never really been under consideration as the material for construction.
ailsaek
So this is actually a problem in search of a solution then? Lacking said appendage, I had no idea.
otherdeb
Women have been knitting dick cozies for their men for some time now, hon….
eoforyth
O.O Is that drawcord with the staygrip tensioner part of the way it is attached?
filkerdave
Someone got me something remarkably similar to that as a gift back in university.
celticdragonfly
100% polyester? No no no. That’s … like wrapping saran wrap around you, isn’t it? Ugh.
I could totally knit something like that, you know. In a nice washable wool blend. Assuming you’re not allergic to wool. Could have all sorts of pretty colors.
Of course, I’d need to … come take detailed measurements.
otherdeb
If you really feel the need, I could send a pattern…..