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Yes You Are A Groupie…


…and 35 other things every rock critic should know

EDIT 10/05/2005: The link is gone, but the link is forever.

Redefinition

People on rec.arts.comics.strips have been talking about words and symbols being co-opted, and someone talked about a restaurant called “Gay Dan’s” which had an 1890s theme, but which changed its name after the word “gay” became overwhelmingly associated with homosexuality. Someone related this story in response:

> About Gay Dan’s Restaurant: I remember reading
> several years ago that a community in California
> decided to change the name of one of its street
> from “Gay Street” to “Screaming Eagle Drive.”
> The local gay community then announced that they
> were no longer referring to themselves as “gay”
> but that homosexual men would henceforth be
> called “Screaming Eagles.”

Anyone for tennis…?

The US wants to have a war! Who’s coming along?

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iraqevite/

Everything I Ever Needed To Know, I Learned From My Cat

Life is hard and then you nap.

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they’re busy.

Climb your way to the top — that’s why the drapes are there.

Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.

Make your mark in the world — or at least spray in each corner.

When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.

(found unattributed on USENET)

In response to my last entry, someone asked:

How about a search on “Random Insult Generator”? No shortage of hits with that one!

Yeah, but are they SURREAL insults? I mean, anyone can insult someone without much imagination.

I did, however, enjoy finding the Random Renaissance Insult Generator, which provided me with “THOU BOOTLESS SHEEP-BITING HEDGE-PIG!” and “THOU INFECTIOUS FLAP-MOUTHED VARLET!” (which sounds awfully Yosimite-Samish).

When you just can’t find the right words…

…the Surrealist Compliment Generator…

Seen on the net…

A spammer who sends out 10,000,000 e-mail messages per week can expect approximately a 0.1% rate of return to his spam, or approximately 10,000 replies per week.

There are 10,080 minutes in a week. Thus proving, once again, that there’s a sucker born every minute. 🙂

Dating the Superheros, Distaff View

Came across this in Teresa Neilsen Hayden’s journal, and couldn’t resist passing it along.

http://www.yourish.com/archives/2002/july29-aug3_2002.html#2002073101

Read Teresa’s comments afterwards:

Today’s satire: The TIPS program

The Bush administration wants to recruit citizens to keep a watch on one another. It might go something like this:

http://www.truthlaidbear.com/001214.html

Silly News Story of the Day

I have no comment. Just read.

http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=307449

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