Tag: dreams

I had the oddest dream last night. I was helping with the launch of a new line of IKEA BDSM equipment. They had it all set up in the showroom in the usual fashion, and we were arranging it all just so and trying to figure out what to name each of the pieces. The cross, of course, was Andrew, and the wheel would be Catherine, and there was a small bench that for no apparent reason we decided was named Julie.

I have no idea what it means.

I don’t normally remember my dreams, but this one was bizarre enough to stick in my head, and I’m still not sure what it means.

I was working in a library, shelving books and listening to NPR radio. They were doing a report on a new event being considered for the summer Olympics. I forget what they called it, but it was apparently developed in Cuba, and was described as a summer counterpart to the two man luge, except instead of a two man sled, it was a two-seater swing (like a playground swingset with the bucket seats for small children, except this one had another “bucket” immediately behind it.)

I have no idea how this competition would be scored, and even the reporter conducting the interview seemed at a loss. “What exactly is the point of this?” he asked one official.

Anyway, apparently nobody really wanted this to be an Olympic sport except the Ukraine, who were the only country who were any good at it.

I have no idea what this means.