Courtesy of John Scalzi, I am alerted to Hasbro’s latest innovation:
“You do not know the power of the CARB side of the Force!”
“When last we met, I was lightly salted with butter, but now *I* am fully loaded.”
“Don’t be too proud of this technological diet you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a waistline
is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
The possibilities are truly endless.
Yet another gift for the person who has everything:
The Devil Duck External Hard Drive
Note especially the location of the data port.
EDIT 10/05/2005: The link above is no more, but The Wayback Machine comes to the rescue.
In the latest installment of Improbable Gifts Ideas:
One of my correspondents (Hi Ann!) mentioned in an e-mail recently that zie really misses my links to oddball gifts.
And it *is* the season for giving.
So I couldn’t resist sharing with you all:
Possum Fur Nipple Warmers and matching G-string
(link is not especially work-safe)
So make sure you have the perfect gifts. How about a His ‘n Her Motion Activated Toilet Night Light
I really should actually put together that gifts page I keep threatening. Though my fear is that if I did, people would buy these things for ME and where would I put them all.
Anyway, I saw this today and thought it was too nifty not to share. The possibilities for, er, entertainment here are pretty endless:
Go on, roll those dice. You know you wanna. *wink*
Courtesy of noghri:
(I just want to state, for the record, that this is truly disturbing.)
For the person who has everything (and a weird sense of humour):
No, really…
EDIT (10/05/2005): The page above has gone away, but it can be found via The Wayback Machine.
A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned the idea of putting together a list of useless gifts. I found another entry:
I couldn’t make this stuff up, folks.
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